im Jess and im from america and i live for chicken nuggets. one direction is my secret desire so ssh.
johnyy depp is the sex god of my dreams
beware kardashian crossing
harry styles.
~ Sunday, May 20 ~
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kodori:

if science is so great why cant i kiss people across the internet


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madeagoestohell:

instead of making witnesses swear on the bible in court they should just have you say “tbh” before giving your testimony


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whatafuckinfamilypicture:

the summer blogs are coming

i know i can’t wait either

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neopiacentral:

do not be alarmed but i think there is a mermaid on my blog

neopiacentral:

do not be alarmed but i think there is a mermaid on my blog


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heyitspj:

Oh hey this looks pretty good so far, now I’ll just add the hand and-


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canadumb:

more like miranda cosgross


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  • satan: let there be dumb fans who give the whole fandom a bad reputation

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kingfolly:

If I die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me I will come back and fucking murder them.


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